Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much. Louis C. K. positivetalk Change image and share on social
There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say. Louis C. K. decidekindpeople Change image and share on social
It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen. Louis C. K. experiencefunhappen Change image and share on social
I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat. Louis C. K. crazyeuropeangrow Change image and share on social
I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. Louis C. K. bigboregreat Change image and share on social
I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from. Louis C. K. disguststage Change image and share on social
If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't. Louis C. K. fatherkidmedal Change image and share on social
A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much. Louis C. K. childfeelinglove Change image and share on social
Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. Louis C. K. deadpeopletrue Change image and share on social
People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not. Louis C. K. choosepeoplespecial Change image and share on social